Last Updated: April 06, 2025

Hey there! Welcome to The Sarcastic Gardener (https://sarcastic.shtf.co.za). I’m Courtney, your guide to gardening with a side of sass. By using this site, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. If you don’t like them, well, the compost heap’s that way.

1. Use of the Site

• You’re free to read, laugh, or roll your eyes at my content.
• Don’t steal my stuff—text, images, or bad puns. It’s all mine (copyright © 2025, Courtney).
• Don’t use the site for anything illegal or to spam me with ads for miracle grow.

2. Content

My gardening tips are for entertainment and maybe some actual use. If your plants die because you took my sarcasm literally, that’s on you—I’m not a botanist.

3. Liability

I’m not responsible if:

• The site crashes mid-rant.
• You trip over a rake while reading my advice.
• A third-party link leads you to a sketchy site selling haunted seedlings.

4. Changes

I can update these terms anytime. Check back here if you’re curious—I won’t send you a memo.

5. Governing Law

This is run from South Africa, so South African law applies. If we end up in court, bring your own sunscreen.

6. Contact

Got a problem? Email me at courtney@shtf.co.za.